By Jack Clark
Q. What’s the best way to put on makeup?
A. It depends upon the style you want. For the Emmett Kelly look, you need sour cream and charcoal. But the Tammy Faye look requires a trowel and a box of tissues.
Q. My wife buys me the most gosh-awful pajamas. Butterflies, hearts, daisies, snowflakes — you name it. How can I get her to stop with this?
A. A man wants to feel like a man when he turns in at night. Insist on nothing but stripes, checks or animals.
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