Fashion Jack: Proper pairings

Q. When should I put on socks with sandals? — Alan, Rubidoux A. Before you put on the sandals. Wearing socks over sandals is considered gauche...

Fashion Jack: Teeth & undershorts …

By Jack Clark Fashion Advisor Q. I’m 71. I had a tooth pulled, and I need a bridge or an implant. Which is more fashionable? –Elwood, Hemet ...

Fashion Jack: Wives…

By Jack Clark Fashion Advisor Q.  My friend has attached a rather large photo of his wife to the dashboard of his car. He thinks it’s...

Fashion Jack: Makeup & pajamas …

By Jack Clark Fashion Advisor Q. What’s the best way to put on makeup? --Myra, Romoland A. It depends upon the style you want. For the Emmett...

Fashion Jack: Thanksgiving attire and pearls

Q. I’m going to three Thanksgiving dinners this year. What should I wear? -Bertha, Banning A. An XXXL muumuu would be a good idea. Failing...

Fashion Jack: Buttons and wedges …

Q. I have a shirt with a missing button. The only button I have to replace it has two holes, whereas the rest of...

Fashion Jack: September 15, 2016

Q. Is Scottish poetry fashionable? -Kenzie, Rancho Mirage A. Yes. I recommend verse by Hamish MacDhughaill. He is Scotland’s greatest, living, one-armed poet. Q. Recently, I...

Fashion Jack: Beards & Shrunk shirts …

By Jack Clark Fashion Advisor Q. I have a long, white beard that hangs down below my belt. My wife likes it a lot shorter, but...

Fashion Jack: Tattoos & Flipflops …

By Jack Clark Fashion Advisor Q. My boyfriend has the names of his old girlfriends tattooed on his arm. Now he says he wants to add...

Fashion Jack: Ventriloquism & colors

Q.  I think I’m in love with a ventriloquist. He’s witty and smart, and he has the most beautiful big brown eyes. I think...

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