By Jack Clark
Q. My boyfriend has the names of his old girlfriends tattooed on his arm. Now he says he wants to add mine. What do you think?
--Lulu, Moreno Valley
A. Maybe he’s trying to tell you something.
Q. My wife lost some weight and told me she wants to start wearing thongs. So I bought her a nice pair of flip-flops. She ran into the bathroom in tears. What’s with that?
--Ron, Palm Desert
A. I think you got your thongs wrong, Ron.
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