Q. Is cutting your own hair fashionable these days?-Elwood, Anza A. I just tried it myself. I concluded that a guy who cuts his own hair has a fool for a barber and a dope for a client. Q. I’m wearing a mask in public these days. How can I tell if it makes me…
Originally published Feb. 4, 2016 Q. I wear glasses. When I play golf, I swing and miss a lot. Is there something fashionable I can wear that will help me hit a golf ball?–André’s friend, Montreal A. I understand they have clip-on binoculars now that will make your golf ball appear as big as a…
Originally published July 30, 2015 Q. My husband always buys the loudest, most gosh-awful, garish-looking pants imaginable. What can I do?-Matilda Anne, Pine Cove A. Get him a set of golf clubs. Q. I’ve got a new boyfriend who is shiny bald except for a fringe all round. He parts his hair about a half-inch…
Originally published Nov. 26, 2015 Q. My wife is nagging me that my clothes closet is cluttered. I don’t see it that way. Who’s right?-Herman, Alhambra A. Many women seem overly sensitive to clutter. What is clutter to them is in reality underclutter. Your wife appears to be one of them. This means you have…
Originally published June 4, 2015 Q. My daughter gave me a really nice sweater for my birthday. We’re having lunch at a fine restaurant later this week. How can I wear the sweater but keep from slopping on it during lunch? -Rudolph, Beaumont A. When you get to the restaurant, put the sweater on inside…
Q. My boyfriend has the names of his old girlfriends tattooed on his arm. Now he says he wants to add mine. What do you think? -Lulu, Moreno Valley A. … Maybe he’s trying to tell you something? Q. My wife lost some weight and told me she wants to start wearing thongs. So, I…
CLUTTER & SHOE ADDICTION Q. My wife is nagging me that my clothes closet is cluttered. I don’t see it that way. Who’s right?-Herman, Alhambra A. Many women seem overly sensitive to clutter. What is clutter to them is in reality underclutter. Your wife appears to be one of them. This means you have some…
SHIRT BUTTONING & LAUNDRY SOCKS Q. Sometimes I get my shirt buttons in the wrong buttonholes, so I end up with one side of my shirt hanging down below the other. What can I do about this? -Ralph, Norco A. There’s nothing much you can do except wear it that way; otherwise, you’d have to…
Q. I have more than 100 pairs of shoes? Is that too many? -Lolanda, Idyllwild A. It depends on how many feet you have. If you have only the two feet, and you have to look down to see what shoes you’re wearing, you have too many. Q. Should I wear brown shoes with orange…
Q. What should I answer when my wife asks, “Does this dress make me look fat?” -Donald, Long Beach A. Don’t even look. Just bellow “NO!” immediately, with great confidence that you’ve found the correct answer. Q. What is my safe answer when my wife asks, “How do I look in this dress?” -Irwin, Palos…
