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Q. Is cutting your own hair fashionable these days?
-Elwood, Anza

A. I just tried it myself. I concluded that a guy who cuts his own hair has a fool for a barber and a dope for a client.

Q. I’m wearing a mask in public these days. How can I tell if it makes me look older?
-Agatha, Sun City

A. Check your rear-view mirror to see if the bags under your eyes flop over the top edge of your mask.

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