By Jack Clark
Q. My husband always buys the loudest, most gosh-awful, garish-looking pants imaginable. What can I do?
- Matilda Anne, Pine Cove
A. Get him a set of golf clubs.
Q. I’ve got a new boyfriend who is shiny bald except for a fringe all round. He parts his hair about a half inch above his right ear, lets the hair above the part grow out about a foot, and then combs it to the left, sideways over the top of his head. When we go out for a walk, the wind often blows the whole thing back over the top, and he looks ridiculous. What can I do?
– Hedda F., Temecula
A. Walk on his left side and wear a really big hat.
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