By Jack Clark

Fashion Advisor

Q. What’s the best way to put on makeup?

--Myra, Romoland

A. It depends upon the style you want. For the Emmett Kelly look, you need sour cream and charcoal. But the Tammy Faye look requires a trowel and a box of tissues.

Q. My wife buys me the most gosh-awful pajamas. Butterflies, hearts, daisies, snowflakes — you name it. How can I get her to stop with this?

--Oscar, Menifee

A. A man wants to feel like a man when he turns in at night. Insist on nothing but stripes, checks or animals. 

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