By Jack Clark Fashion Correspondent Q. I wear glasses. When I play golf, I swing and miss a lot. Is there something fashionable I can wear that will help me hit a golf ball? –André’s friend, Montreal A. I understand they have clip-on binoculars now that will make your golf ball, sitting on its tee,…
By Jack Clark Fashion Correspondent Q. My wife is nagging me that my clothes closet is cluttered. I don’t see it that way. Who’s right? – Herman, Alhambra A. Many women seem overly sensitive to clutter. What is clutter to them is, in reality, underclutter. Your wife appears to be one of them. This means…
Q. Sometimes I get my shirt buttons in the wrong button holes so that I end up with one side of my shirt front hanging down below the other. What can I do about this? – Ralph, Pine Cove A. There’s nothing much you can do except wear it that way; otherwise, you’d have to…
By Jack Clark Fashion Correspondent Q. My husband always buys the loudest, most gosh-awful, garish-looking pants imaginable. What can I do? – Matilda Anne, Pine Cove A. Get him a set of golf clubs. Q. I’ve got a new boyfriend who is shiny bald except for a fringe all round. He parts his hair about…
Q. My daughter gave me a really nice sweater for my birthday. We’re having lunch at a fine restaurant later this week. How can I wear the sweater but keep from slopping on it during lunch? — Rudolph, Beaumont A. When you get to the restaurant, put the sweater on inside out and backwards….
Q. I’ve gained some weight and now a lot of my shirts are way too tight so the shirts strain at the front and my white undershirt shows between the buttons. What can I do? — Bubba, Aguanga A. You have three options to keep your undershirt from showing: 1) Don’t wear undershirts, 2) find…
Q. I think I’m in love with a ventriloquist. He’s witty and smart, and he has the most beautiful big brown eyes. I think he likes me, too, because he keeps staring over at me during his performances. Also, he … A. Is there a fashion question here? Q. Yeah, I’m getting to it ……
Q. I have more than 100 pairs of shoes? Is that too many? -L.S., Idyllwild A. It depends on how many feet you have. But if you have only the two feet and you have to look down to see what shoes you’re wearing, you have too many. Q. Should I wear brown shoes with…
Q. What should I answer when my wife asks, “Does this dress make me look fat?” -Donald, Long Beach A. Don’t even look. Just bellow “NO!” immediately, with great confidence that you’ve found the correct answer. Q. What is my safe answer when my wife asks, “How do I look in this dress?” -Irwin, Palos…
Q. I’ve got a large bald spot that I see when the barber gives me a mirror to look at the back of my head. How can I get rid of it? Louis, Santa Monica A. Bald spots are caused by barbers. I used to have a bald spot, too. Tell your barber to stop…
