By Jack Clark
Q. My friend has attached a rather large photo of his wife to the dashboard of his car. He thinks it’s fashionable; I think that’s a bit over much. Do you have your wife on the dashboard of your car?
–Harold, Mountain Center
A. No, just a statue of her.
Q. Is it fashionable to have a wallet with a picture of your wife in it?
A. ... Only if you’re me.
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