By Jack Clark
Q. I’m 71. I had a tooth pulled, and I need a bridge or an implant. Which is more fashionable?
A. I’m 71, also. When my dentist told me I needed a bridge or an implant, I asked him, “What’s the difference?” He said, “Well, a bridge will last you maybe 15 to 20 years, but an implant will last you your whole life.” I asked him, “So, what’s the difference?”
Q. What kind of undershorts should an older guy wear?
–Herman, Sun City
A. If your athletic years are behind you, you can’t go wrong with tartan-plaid boxer shorts. They look like swim trunks. You can answer the front door in ’em.
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