Fashion Jack: Makeup & pajamas …
By Jack Clark
Fashion Advisor
Q. What’s the best way to put on makeup?
--Myra, Romoland
A. It depends upon the style you want. For the Emmett...
Fashion Jack: September 15, 2016
Q. Is Scottish poetry fashionable?
-Kenzie, Rancho Mirage
A. Yes. I recommend verse by Hamish MacDhughaill. He is Scotland’s greatest, living, one-armed poet.
Q. Recently, I...
Fashion Jack: Thanksgiving attire and pearls
Q. I’m going to three Thanksgiving dinners this year. What should I wear?
-Bertha, Banning
A. An XXXL muumuu would be a good idea. Failing...
Fashion Jack: Tattoos & Flipflops …
By Jack Clark
Fashion Advisor
Q. My boyfriend has the names of his old girlfriends tattooed on his arm. Now he says he wants to add...
FAVORITE SHIRTS, STOUT & OVERNIGHT PACKING
Q. I have a favorite shirt. My wife nags me because it’s a bit tattered. How long should a man be allowed...
Fashion Jack: Wives…
By Jack Clark
Fashion Advisor
Q. My friend has attached a rather large photo of his wife to the dashboard of his car. He thinks it’s...
Fashion Jack: Sweater care & holsters
Q. My daughter gave me a really nice sweater for my birthday. We’re having lunch at a fine restaurant later this week. How...
Fashion Jack: Beards & Shrunk shirts …
By Jack Clark
Fashion Advisor
Q. I have a long, white beard that hangs down below my belt. My wife likes it a lot shorter, but...
Fashion Jack: Retiring an old shirt
Q. When should a favorite shirt be retired?
— Herman, Perris
A. Even your favorite shirt must be retired sometime. Here’s how to tell if...
Fashion Jack Revisited: TATTOOS & THONGS
Q. My boyfriend has the names of his old girlfriends tattooed on his arm. Now he says he wants to add mine....